Blind Man at Sardar's Bar  

A blind man enters a Sardar's Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar
joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the man next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sirji, I
think it is just fair - giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1- The bartender is a Sardar.

2- The bouncer is a Sardar.

3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. and a Sardar with a black belt in karate.

4- The man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weight-lifter.

5- The gentleman to your right is a Sardar and is a professional kushti pailwan.

Now think about it seriously, Paji. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah.Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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